Mustache perfection. We're not worthy! We're scum! We suck!
Tom Selleck
With a stache like that, I wouldn't give a FUCK if he showed up to our date in that Hawaiian shirt.
Ted Nugent
Full frontal NUGEty? Full frontal STACHery. o yes.
btw, NICE HAIR.
Hulk Hogan
What a FLAVOR-SAVER that stache is about to become!
Salvador Dali
Even Dali can't stop looking at it.
Rollie Fingers
You'd think he was a B-Ball player with them hook shots.
Burt Reynolds
Points for consistency. His eyebrows are mini-mustaches. 3 for 1- bonus!
Wilford Brimley
If you have DIABEETUS, it helps to grow a lush lip-warmer like this one.
Rip Taylor
His stache is a God in my country. Can't wait to see him at Waynestock.
Ron Jeremy
You should have seen the stache we wanted to show you...
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