German Disco

Warning: this video is not for the faint of heart.  That being said, roll tape!



This impressive piece of art goes from good to what to IDEAL.
1. Actually decent disco tune. Not bad.
2. We get a glimpse of the wizard/lead singer, and of course you're all like whattt but you venture on, because it is an investment with returns like piles of gold. Did you see how fat his goatee was? Exactly.
3. Now we can't tell if its Star-Trek the musical or just ABBA. Either is okay with me.
4. That clears things up - its German ABBA singing about Russia, Noicee.
5. Wizards back! And I think now we see that he is not a wizard but looks like the abominable snow man? Or maybe thats what USSR propaganda looked like in the 70s?
5.5. Oh snap! Wizard's close-up should be enlightening but its just more confusing.  Is that Indian with a hint of orthodox Jew plus a whole slop bucket of seasonal drag queen? Yeah I thought so.
6. Dear sir in the green ensemble: where have you been all my life? Or for at least the first two minutes of this video? With a moustache like that, no one is ever going to believe you are inclined to modesty.
7. The green moustache begins to sing within view of the camera and now we know why he was put in the back - when he opens his mouth its like his lips are trying to escape. Pan out already! The dude makes Fritz and Spock look normal. Perhaps he's related to the gums with a side of teeth in the red whatever it is?
8. Don't fear! The stereotypical-russian dancing wizard is here!

And now you are all the better for it.
-bruiser

Merlin's Beard!

You are currently viewing the fox known as the Knight of Malta. This here photograph was painted by Mirabello Cavalori in 15somethingsomething. He looks so educatedandshit holding that paper in his portrait. And you know which educated man he reminds me of?

Sheriff of Rottingham. Better known among the female fan-base as 'Rotty'. I keep a likeness of him in my boudoir.

Infamously known as having suffered from what appears to be dyslexic speech and loather of chastity belts, Rotty's a dreamboat.

I'll leave you to ponder Mervin's (aka Rotty's) take on keys: It's not the size that counts... It's how you use it!

-bruiser