First of all, let me just say that its a shame that North America doesn't have any of the 'tit' species because who the fuck doesn't love a great pair of tits?
Second, how elegant is this bird? I'd either call it more of a handlebar or sideburns, but honestly, it's a bird so we shouldn't be calling out technicalities.
I could go into detail about every little thing I love about birds but I'll refrain. It's enough to love the superficial simplicity of these creatures without going into the detail as to why they should be everyman's favorite animal. Even if I did I'm not sure I could do it justice.
I'm pretty sure it lives the life every bearded man wants to live, affairs abound and constantly outshining the competition. Plus the straight ones can be as flamboyant as they want and no one would give two fucks - the life of a bird is dope.
Endofstory.
-bruiser
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Sweet muttonchops, bird.
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