I feel so uncomfortable that I missed Facial Hair Friday this week. I was 'lol'ing all night so it was worth it (aka the hottest mess; that should make it worth it for you too). Here is something that makes me even more uncomfortable:
The first thing I have to say is that I do not believe this creature exists. It is either the abominable snowman in the witness protection program or CGI because I have never been so freaked and confused at the same time. Shits not kosher.
It is so much farther than cracked out Santa Clause, he looks more like he just got done Moses rehearsals at the county theater. But 76.1% of me wants to say this is actually a woman.
This man is the image of my nightmares, and even if I saw him in person I'd be too afraid to help him. Cause we all know this man just needs some Suave conditioner, a hair tie and a beard trimmer but that is still like taking a weedwhacker to the Amazon rainforest. Its much more efficient to set it on fire.
(Please don't set anyone on fire).
-bruiser
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