It's Christmas Eve! I've been so excited about various things that I've forgotten how awesome it is going to be to get my
classy moustache themed gifts from Santa Claus! With the most admired beard of all time (next to Jesus) let us just pay tribute to the delivery man who slaves after all of our fondest wishes. Fed-Ex guy - quit your bitching. At least you truck doesn't smell like 12 reindeer asses. Oh...it does? Then commence with the bitching.
Do you see how classy this man is? How has he been able to keep his beard so tame and pure for so long? And smoking a pipe for all of eternity and never getting lung cancer - the magic of christmas!
-bruiser
No comments:
Post a Comment