Sunday, July 18, 2010

Welcome to the Big Leagues

Frank Viola has a first-base stache. Pitcher for the Minnesota Twins, Viola is a great example of the American Dream. White boy in the 80s, made it past mere highschool ball and into the big leagues. Who immediately grew a moustache to celebrate [obviously]. And we here at Sports Stache Sundays all know that with big league teams come big league facial hairs.

Here he still looks like a 17-year-old kid with that crooked smile. His hair is all kinds of wild [thats how I like ‘em] and his moustache is definitely blonde. I mean, not definitely definitely, but it’s a gamble I am willing to take. Stupid sepia tone.

And what a large chin he has! The perfect canvas for a goatee I’d say. But Viola appears to have been a life-long fan of mustaches and I can’t disagree with the man. Some men were meant to be baseballers, but there is a very special breed of man who is a moustached-baseballer.


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